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UCL bombs out of top 10 in Guardian University League Table

Embarrassment for UCL as university drops out of elite top ten across the UK.

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Cubanisto’s House of Mask comes to London

Expect top artists, street food and lots of dancing.

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Oxford Union President Ben Sullivan will NOT face rape charges

Police say no further action will be taken

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We asked some grown ups for their patronising advice about uni

Ever wondered on what it might be like to finish uni, pay a mortgage and experience more than one 7 o’ clock a day?

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This Lancashire night club video will make you believe in fun again

Watch the ‘Bounce by the Ounce’ crew absolutely having it

Today's Carnage punters are tomorrow's Jeremy Kyle guests

You have to be a moron to go to Carnage

We’ve long believed it about the popular bar crawl but after four Cardiff girls beat up a homeless person, we guess it’s official: the only people who like Carnage are twats

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Clubber Steve: The Movie

VIDEO: Clubbing at boob level with Oxford’s biggest baller

The group takes its name from German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche

Fascists on campus: ‘Far-right’ Nietzsche Club banned by UCLU

Controversial student society banned for promoting fascism and racism on campus

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Ban booze from campus, say Home Office and NUS…even though student drinking is DROPPING

Patronising Alcohol Impact scheme orders unis to ban drinking in SU bars and stamp out pub crawls

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As a law student, can you please shut the fuck up

Your typical ‘lawyer’ is a charmless, robotic smuggard

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The seven ways girls handle breakups

From caving to the temptations of Ben and Jerry’s, to declaring thermonuclear war.

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Can’t afford to do a Masters? Can’t afford not to?

Fund your postgraduate or professional course with StudentFunder.com

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What’s the worst uni in the Russell Group? Vote now

School spirit and pride are alien to the British psyche – let’s face up to some hard truths

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Clubber Steve: pint sized-party animal hits the big screen

If you haven’t heard of Clubber Steve before, you’re going to like him.

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The nerd index: how much time do you spend in the library?

People at Southern unis read more books than their northern counterparts

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Why pizza is better than a boyfriend

We’d all like a pizza dat ass.

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The seven drunk girl personas

The female equivalents to your Jekyll and Hydes… after a few drinks